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Attack of the Bot Brigade Bots
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Revolution
And you don’t need a bigger budget.
You need a better weapon.
The Ad Tyranny
You're Living In...
Listen up, DTC founder. You’re killing it with $10K+ a month on Shopify,
but your ad game?
It’s a fucking prison:
REX is Breaking Your Chains. REX is Breaking Your Chains.
What
the
hell
is
REX?
Chief Ads
Agent™
Combining the strategic brain of a CMO, the revenue instinct of a CRO, and the brand vigilance of a Creative Director.
Here’s how he’ll REX your world for just $1,000/month:
Badass
Bodyguard
Mr. REX eats your Brand Bible—mission, values, voice, colors, that vibe you love—for breakfast.
Using our AI-Driven Brand & Growth Discovery process, REX ingests every detail of your brand during onboarding. Every ad, every headline, every pixel created by REX is REX’d-Certified by our AI, checked against your unique rules to ensure it screams you.
Profit
Flywheel
Mr. REX doesn’t chase clicks—he hunts profit.
Powered by First Principles Thinking and Tree-of-Thought reasoning, REX dynamically shifts your budget across 100% of your category’s relevant ad space. Google, Meta, TikTok, The Trade Desk—wherever the cash is hiding. Your ROAS? It’s getting REX’d to the moon.
Results
Whisperer
F*ck nonsense dashboards. Mr. Rex gives you the raw truth in plain English, no PhD required.
You get real-time, on-demand Executive Briefing—short, punchy updates on what’s working, what’s not, and how REX is keeping your profits climbing. You stay in control. We handle the headaches.
The Countdown to Liberation is On
A revolutionary investment opportunity is dropping soon.
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This will be the last chance for YOU to own a piece of revolutionary Agentic technology redefining profitable digital advertising at scale.
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